HAY RIDE!! CAN I GO TOO???

SALUTE'S MOONLIGHT AUTUMN HAY RIDE

Tuesday, November 3rd

7:00 pm Midnight

Transportation in Luxury

Full Facility Coaches

Five Course Champagne Dinner

Hay Ride

Square Dancing

Don't Miss the Event of the Season!

RESERVATION INFORMATION

AVAILABLE THROUGH MICHAEL CHAREST (867-1390) OR MICHAEL GUIDA (869-3988)

$25. PER PERSON

SALUTIE!!

17546 WOODWARD N., DETROIT 313/867-1390

12 METRA 208

Who's the bitch, Johnny?

Bothered! It's been reported that brat packers Emilio Estevez and Rob Lowe had to run for their lives when their tough-guy movie images failed them at a bar in lower Los Angeles recently. A bunch of rowdies hassled them with prettyboy epithets; the young actors made a run for it, with the toughians close on their cute behinds... and barely escaped in a car. I'd chase those two hunks too!

Bothered also! In other Hollywood hassels, Kirk Cameron is suffering growing pains of his own. The panic over guntoting goons on the L.A. freeways struck home as a large pick-up truck cut him off and blocked his car at an intersection. The trucker got out and walked toward Kirk, who prepared to dive for cover as the burly man reached into his coat, pulled out a pen and paper and asked for an autograph. Couldn't you just pee?

Kirk dives for cover!

Also bewitched, and doing a little moonlighting from Moonlighting, Cybil Shepherd proudly boasts three new stars in her life, as she finally had her twins (named Ariel and Zachariah) and had to be smuggled out of the hospital by way of underground tunnels to avoid overzealous reporters. The third? -A new star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame!

Bewitched again! Apparently that's what the late superstar Elvis was with tempetuous teaser Tempest Storm back in the 60's, as they voulez-voued in secret. The legendary Los Vegas stripper bares all in her hot new expose' The Lady Is A Vamp, recounting the hours spent in lusty luxury with Presley, J.F.K., Sam-

Tempestious Tempest!

my Davis, Englebert, Mickey Rooney, Vic Damone, Nat King Cole, and a plethora of paramours. She claims one time Elvis scaled an 8-foot fence to sneak into her suite, tearing his pants on the way. Unruffled, however, "He couldn't have cared less... I'll never forget that naive country boy saying, 'Well, I'm as horny as a billy goat in a pepper patch. I'll race you to the bed." It sounds like The Lady Is A Tramp would have been a more appropriate title.

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